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Upss..., my sandals

When nana was still in grade 5 elementary school, nana has started learning English. Nana went to school in the morning and in the afternoon, nana joined an english class. Nana used to go and go back home using public transportation because her parents were too busy and nana was not allowed to ride a bike because place where nana has english class was far. 
One day after school nana felt tired and decided to take a nap while waiting for the lesson started. Nana was over slept. she  woke up at 2:30 pm while the lesson will be begun at 2:45 pm. nana hurried as fast as lightning. Nana stopped a public transportation that was ridden slowly in front of her house.  

She got confused when she got in the public transportation, because all the passangers there looked at her. But nana think maybe they looked her because she is beautiful. so nana doesn't care about their attention.
finally nana got to her english class. She felt that people were still looking at her. When she got out from the public transportation, she heard them laughing in a small voice.
when she entered the room, nana noticed her appearance from top to bottom. until finally something surprised her. nana worn different sandals on her right leg and her left leg. nana also now understand the reason why the public transport’s passengers laughed at her. nana decided to go home without joining english lessons that day .

Wrong Called

One day on Rendra’s holiday, he went to Jakarta. At Blok M, Rendra took a busway  to go somewhere  and it was a long time for him waited  the bus.

  The bus then arrived at Blok M. Rendra  entered the bus, but the bus  was almost full, so Rendra must stand up. On the way, “Rendra .. Rendra !!!”  someone shouted from the inside of  the bus. Rendra felt that he was called by someone, and Rendra looked at the backside, there was a beautiful girl. Rendra was shocked “WAW!” said himself, so Rendra felt that he was so handsome.

He thought that girl was his fans, but how she can know Rendra’s name. 

And then Rendra approached the girl. But, the girl was confused when Rendra approached to her. “ Hello !” said Rendra to the girl, “Hello” replied the girl. “What’s your name ?” Asked Rendra. “ My name is Wila “
“Why do you call me ? Are you my fans ?” Asked Rendra
 “I never call you. Whaat ? Your fans, are you crazy ?” answered Wila
“Hah ? So, Whom you call ? “
“Look at your backside !”
Rendra looked at his backside, there was a Youngman.
“Hello, my name is Syarif Rendra Dika Moko Markus Simarmata” Said the youngman
“What ? My name’s Rendra too, but Mochammad Rendra. “ Said Rendra
“So, you know now. I didn’t call you, but I called him. “ said Wila
“Oh, Sorry” Rendra turned back and went out from bus ashamed.